magikarp

the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.

i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about

by marv & mulks March 25, 2009

majiklee

Crudely misspelled "magically."

The magician pulled the rabbit out of his hat majiklee

by blind July 12, 2004

maiko

Geisha are female entertainers. The meaning of gei is "art" and sha means "person of". Geiko is a Kyoto term for Geisha that means more of a "specialist of the arts". Maiko are young geisha ranging in age from 15 to 20 or 21 years old. Mai means “dance”, and and ko is “specialist of” dance.

I am a maiko, a student who learns the art of the geisha.
I am seventeen-years-old, my name is Mitsuko but all call me Mitsu.

by Mitsuko T. April 15, 2007

malik yoself

derived from the name of the spoken word artist Malik Yusef. The term was instigated by a group of Jackson, Mississippi poets upon noticing Malik's presence and absence during a largely respected spoken word event in the Jackson.

it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self

it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"

a trending topic on Twitter #malikyoself

ex1. I can't believe you did that. Now go malik yoself, fool!

ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.

by refinedSMARTS January 18, 2010

Magikarp

A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.

"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"

by dalifaz September 12, 2013

malik

1. An Arabic name that basicaly means 'King'.

2. Also the name of a character off of the anime/manga, Yugioh. But this characters name is also spelled Marik or Maliku.

I can't really think of an example of the word 'Malik'. Sorry.

by J. Waltz May 6, 2007

majiks

The interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. Only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of November, July, and April, except on the third saturday of said months. If this Saturday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. If you misspell 'majiks' to the common 'magicks' you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
No single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. If a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.

Denier-of-Soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

Do you have the majiks I asked for?

I wouldn't touch that majiks if I were you, it might explode.

by Mazi November 13, 2004