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marikabith 

Marikabith is a shy but outgoing person. She will do anything to help anyone. She thinks about everyone but herself. She can make you laugh even in the hardest of times. Marikabith wants the world to be a better place and wants to help the inviornment. If you have a marikabith in your life don’t let her go. She’s an amazing person. And she will change bad to good. Keep a marikabith in your life.
Marikabith you are strong and thoughtful keep being that way.
marikabith by Lilson herain June 11, 2018

MARIKABIL 

- A predator posing as a house pet.

- A Succubi or Succubus.

- Usually confined to the BAY AREA of California, and occasionally local out skirts from Lafayette to Berkeley.
This creature is pure evil and should be avoided at all cost. It feeds of men that are already struggling in their lives, pretending to be a food person and lover... Only to find after its all to late that it has compounded your problems with lies and delusions you cannot defend yourself from. This usually and almost always starts with feigning physical advise while playing victim because it/she didn't get her way. The are common signs to look for and upon hearing any of these, cast a hex and run to to your car, bike, jet, etc and get out of town. Don't even think about making contact or returning. Not even for $100k.

1) "If you leave, I'll call the cops and say you put your hands on me.... Ohh I know you didn't. Who are they gonna believe?"

2) "You don't LOVE ME! You never EVEN COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY DRESS! no you FUCKING DIDNT! YOU NOW GET PUNISHED! NO YOU DIDNT SAY THAT! THAT VIDEO IS PHOTOSHOPPED...I never said that and you never said that... No were not calling my friends that you say witnessed it.. You'll just make them lie. Probably already texted them.!β€½"

3) "You ruined my life!" You-"Huh? How we just met?" Her/it‐"Uou know what you did to me!"

RUN LIKE THE WIND AND DONT LOOK BACK.. or you could spend time in Jail as an innocent man..
"MARIKABIL DEMONS WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO SHREDS AND FEAST on your innards. NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY. THEY ORGASM FROM YOUT PAIN AND SUFFERING.
MARIKABIL by Teddlesthebear April 18, 2022
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