magikarp

the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.

i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about

by marv & mulks March 25, 2009

magikarp

A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.

Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.

by Ash Ketchum7000 Pichu Lover October 03, 2007

Magikarp

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.

Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...

by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009

Magikarping

When you take a dead fish and jerky off a hobo with it.

Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.

by Ashketchummmmmm February 18, 2017

Magikarp

Strongest person alive. Better then Tony-Tiger.

Girl 1: That man is so Magikarp.
Girl 2: Such scandalis. Much wow.

by Fank_Dank May 11, 2017

Magikarp

A strange fish pokemon with cravings for cheesecake

Person 1: Hey, what's that?
Person 2:It's a Magikarp

by dratinimew August 23, 2012

Magikarp

A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.

"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"

by dalifaz September 12, 2013