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Bradley Manning

Bradley E. Manning is a United States Army soldier who was arrested in May 2010 in Iraq on suspicion of having passed classified information to the whistleblower website, Wikileaks. He is currently awaiting a hearing to decide whether he will face a court martial. Source .- Wikipedia

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Bradley Manning is a hero. He leaked to Wikileaks around 250,000 cables with information about the Iraq and Afghan war. Including a video released with the title "Collateral Murder", in which soldier in an Apache helicopter murder several civilians and injure others (including 2 children).

For exposing that information and the war crimes in it, he is currently being held in Quantico, VA. He is being held in solitary confinement in a 6' x 12' cell, which is a cruel punishment that has very harmful physical and psychological side effects. Some people have even called out for him to be executed.
Is this how we treat a hero? Is this how we treat someone who saw the corruptness, the lies, the murders in the secret files he had access to and exposed them for the world to see what was happening? The government officials that allowed this and the war profiteers are the ones that should be locked up, not this young hero! It takes more courage to stand up to the system than to go with it. This man's courage should be an example of honesty and human decency, not an unspeakable crime! Seriously, this world is going straight to hell.
by djlazlow1 March 17, 2011
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spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
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Iron Manning

V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.
Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.

Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!

Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
by doodledip June 9, 2012
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Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016
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Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.
S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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Manning Bowl Party

When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.
Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?

Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?

Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.
by StanleyTheManly82 September 13, 2013
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Manning

two (or more) men boning.
George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.
by nordic aryan October 23, 2020
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