Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
by Cubbykins April 5, 2017

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

Powdered, liquid, or creamy substances, primarily used by women.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.
John: Look at that girl, wow, she's stunningly beautiful.
Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.
Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.
by The Real Gentleman February 16, 2018

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.
by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

by Bobby white house October 10, 2021

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
