A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
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"Did you see Becca Maclean fall out of her desk the other day and get a cut from it? She is so skillfull, like a ninja of spazticness."
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile
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Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile
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by DirtyMikeAndThaBoyz June 20, 2011
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Samir Bhatnagar is about 3,000 miles short of platinum status in the Northwest Airlines WorldPerks program, and he's willing to go to great lengths to attain elite status for 2006; He searches the Internet for a cheap fare to Europe, Las Vegas or the West Coast and he will most likely take a mileage run before year's end.
by daryl June 18, 2006
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Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
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