5 definitions by darbizwell

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Stands for 'Get your LIFE together.' It's the guilt associated with not having any goals in your life. It can also be the shame that comes with being a loser, failure, or someone that had potential but didn't amount to much. It can also be the feeling that you get that helps you to get your life back on track.
Hey remember Eric the prom king? Yeah, well he now works at the local carwash... He needs some GYLT. He needs to get his LIFE together!!

This GYLT has been nagging at me for too long, I need to make some changes.

All of my siblings are over 25 and still live with my parents, they all need some GYLT!!!
by Darbizwell April 13, 2009
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When dating a man/woman, and they are enamored, or smitten by you. When you have someone wide-open, nostrils flared.
My game is so tight, I had this chick butterflyed on the first date.
by darbizwell March 04, 2009
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It is the combination of "Shut the f*ck up" and "Get the f*ck outta here." It is used to express extreme surprise or disbelief.
Dave: I've been having sex with my 40yr old boss for months now, and she just told me she's pregnant

Smitha: Shut the f*ck outta here, are you serious?!
by darbizwell June 16, 2010
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A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 04, 2009
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A female who blames and/or justifies her promiscuity on the fact that she didn't have a father-figure in her life as a child. Typically women raised by Single Mothers that partake in whore-ish activities fall under this category.
That Whorphin chick is the easiest piece of ass in town.

by Darbizwell March 02, 2009
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