misfire

When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.

When clayton was jacking off he misfired and hit Him in the mouth

by gititititit April 28, 2015

misfit

A rejected emo/scene kid.

Usually someone who isn't quite sure what they want to be labelled as, and so go somewhere inbetween.

They can be normal most/some of the time - but don't count on it.

Gee, I sure would hate to be a misfit..

by robriffic September 22, 2008

mlis

to be utterly awesome, urbanly hip.

this cool widget is so mlis.

by Smai June 28, 2006

misfuk

illiterate,uneducated,thick cunt

you know fuck all ay misfuck

by deviant August 30, 2003

mlijsfa

My Life Is Just So Fucking Awesome

The alternative to a MLIA
pronounced mel-iso-faa

I just got laid by three girls. mlijsfa!!

by ebikeofacookbook March 31, 2010

Misfire

When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.

Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.

Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!

by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018

THA MISFIT

This is a guy who is not welcomed,he is considered an outcast.
WHENEVER AND WHEREVER HE IS SEEN EVERY ONE SEEM STARTS TO FEEL TENSE AND ANXIOUS.

I've been havin nothing but nightmares ever since tha misfit moved to this hood,he ain't nothin but a menace

by shemar leonce August 27, 2007