I am 21, and I have secretly been having sex with my roommate's 40 year old cougar mom for the past 6 months, MLIAP!
I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP
I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP
by mliap November 5, 2009
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Something has recently happened to enrich your life to slightly above average.
After telling an anecdote, in which something made your lifee better.
Something has recently happened to enrich your life to slightly above average.
After telling an anecdote, in which something made your lifee better.
by tyler--durden July 6, 2010
Get the MLINSBTA mug.A person who believes that their Hogwarts Letter of Acceptance got lost (or that the owl did on the way), that ninjas are better than pirates and playing with NERF guns is time well spent.
Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.
MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com
Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.
MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com
Person 1: Dude, did that teacher just make an obscure Harry Potter reference, then shoot us with a NERF gun?!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.
by FreakedOutGeek May 16, 2011
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Get the mlg clutch mug.One of the funniest and most random recurring characters on the legendary show Brooklyn Nine-Nine ever.
Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Amy: "Can you spell that please? "
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
by tharealslimshadystandsup August 16, 2018
Get the Mlep(clay)nos mug.Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
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