meatwall

a sentient (yet unintelligible or unresponsive) occupying a narrow thoroughfare, requiring anyone with intentions of passing to manuever awkwardly close to said individual.

I almost missed my flight because a meatwall was blocking the walkway!

by meatwall449 July 24, 2011

squeeze a meatball

a notoriusly large/dangerous bowel movement.

Jerry had trouble flushing after he "squeezed a meatball" with extra cheeze.

by mvl September 11, 2003

Meatball sub

To any unsuspecting person who does not attend NKEC it's just a sub with meatballs, tomato sauce and melted chesse.
But to anyone who does attend NKEC, it is the holy grail of food at the low budget cafeteria. It is a "crusty on the outside, tender and soft on the inside" sub stuffed full with scruptious meatballs, overflowing with delicious tomato sauce and it is all held together with the perfect amount of motza cheese.
On every third thursday of every month you can by this treat and get a small slushy and chips for a meazly $3.25!!!

Jeff! I'll trade you my first born child for that heavenly looking meatball sub!!

by Bent Himself June 17, 2003

meatball hurricane

diarrhea of epic proportions. A meatball hurricane leaves your toilet looking like New Orleans!

i had meatball hurricanes for a week straight after i ate old taco bell

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

Meatball Soup

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

by Noah Green October 7, 2008

Meatball Surprise

When you do a girl slowly from behind, in the anus or vagina, in and out, in and out, in and out, and then you slam your fist up her anus while screaming "Meatball Surprise!"

"I thought my love with Denise was forever, until I gave her the Meatball Surprise"

by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009

Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009