loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.

Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?

by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 16, 2006

e-loose-ive

Being loose whilst on ecstacy.

Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.

Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.

jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"

by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007

Loose change

Any amount of coins including pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters that you find on the sidewalk, the floor, and around benches and vending areas. When enough is collected, one can bring in a considerable revenue from these coins. These small fortunes usually range from $20-$35 in cash once taken to a bank or a CoinStar.

Once, I made $1.33 on loose change in just one day.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

loose cunt

A person who is slightly out of control and doesn't really care

or referring to a womans vagina

that guy's a fuckin loose cunt

that chicks got a fuckin loose cunt, it's like throwin a sausage down a hallway.

by Loose cunt aye? November 1, 2008

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

by Bill Transue May 16, 2006

Loose Stool

when you cant control your shitting.

Damn dude i have loose stool. I just shat on myself.

by devo12665 February 17, 2006