Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022

lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014

Lantigua

The last name of a guy who is very strange, very quiet. He’s that back that is in your class that barely talks, but once you get to know him he’s the funniest guy ever. His personality is so unique and he’s such a mysterious man and straight up wonderful. I can give this man a thousand hugs. I wish I can talk to him more, but it appears to be he’s a bit shy especially when he’s talking to me for some odd reason. He’s also infamous for the little incident in New York for coming out to be gay, but he was only joking. I love this man!

Me: Did you see Lantigua?
Person: I think I saw him going to Mrs. Guadalupe’s class.

by EclipseIsHere December 10, 2018

landing

1.an intermediate platform in a staircase
2.structure providing a place where boats can land people or goods
3.the act of coming down to the earth (or other surface)
4.the act of coming to land after a voyage

1.Bob's house had a beautiful landing.
2.The boat comes in at 3pm at the third landing.
3.The plane made a smooth landing.
4.The landing after the voyage was perfect.

by DavidW December 31, 2006

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010

long lasting

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

moon landing

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

by sprtkus February 18, 2011