The Kennedy

To have an affair with a female staffer/co-worker, "accidentally" kill her, and deny any wrongdoing.

Did you hear about Michael? In case you didn't know, he was screwing around with Susie behind his wife's back. Well, Susie died in a mysterious car accident and Michael just got arrested. Seems he tried pulling "The Kennedy" and got caught. Poor bastard!

by DirtyDon in Austin August 26, 2009

Ted Kennedy Syndrome

Another term for alcoholism

You mean bob had Ted Kennedy Syndrome?

Yhea he cant keep off of the bottle for more than an hour...

by Bob the independent August 29, 2009

Mike Kennerty

Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.

Mike Kennerty provides guitar and additional vocals to the band The All-American Rejects

by AAR_for_life August 8, 2006

Kennedy

Kennedy's are often loud, unafraid to speak their mind, and incredibly unique. They always have something to say, and are known to be very funny. Other than being naturally brave, they make the greatest best friends due to their loyalty, honesty, and optimism. Great at planning. They have a strong nerdy side that comes out often becomes they love being themselves at all times. Kennedy's also have great curves, however are very tomboyish. You'll wonder what you ever did without a Kennedy in your life.

Girl: My best friends name is Kennedy.
Other girl: Wow they're such great people, I'm sooo jealous girl!

Boy: Man Kennedy has a nice butt, dude!
Other boy: Man I know!

by IfYouCantTellKennedysMyBFF August 2, 2012

dead kennedys

the coolest band ever i repeat ever.......hmm...la la la dude if you dont liike them go do sumtin else and dont talk to me..DK is the best..no others...

cool song..hemical warfare, caifornia uber alles, funland at the beach, drug me, viva las vegas, holday in cambodia.

by sam June 10, 2004

dead kennedys

Most amazing hardcore punk band ever conceived.

I am going to raise my children on Dead Kennedys and Kraft Easy Mac.

by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.

After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.

R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"

Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"

Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"

by Spam Spathers March 12, 2005