Drew Kenney

A complete couch potato.He sits where ever possible and jerks himself off to dog porn.

That person is being a real Drew Kenney!

by Erect Nerd May 23, 2017

Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.

SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.

by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.

by incontinent one September 16, 2013

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum June 4, 2005

kinny soos

A combination of the cat in the hat and a farmer named kinny. The breed creature features a long red and white tail, and bucked teeth. Instead of pronouncing his name "Kenny Soos," he pronounces it "KINNY SOOS." He also has B.O.

Kinny Soos waltzed into the room and everyone fainted from the stench.

by 'tavi November 12, 2003

kidneythief

A dirty tranvestite hooker who will do anything you tell her for less than one dollar.

Blow me kidneythief and ill buy you some gum.

by Robert Huges November 7, 2007