Slip one past the keeper

To root a chick

So did you slip one past the keeper?

by Fenwicks Lover November 3, 2008

Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010

Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 4, 2024

piece keeper

not a prude but not dishing out the piece to any (one) trying to get their hands in the cookie jar.

see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)

Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."

by gsquared11 August 26, 2010

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016