Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.

by smoothbravo January 29, 2023

Jobby

A hobby that becomes more like a job.

Watering the yard started off as a hobby but it's become more of a jobby.

by Cavebilly January 21, 2024

Jobby

Jobby... the definition of a big fat shite that's also a ghoasty

I've just took a brunny jobby

by Deanno October 8, 2023

Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

by Tttessy November 7, 2023