Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

joboi

a typical backwoods Pennsylvania man who is married with kids, but enjoys frequent trips to the local truck stop where he can pleasure men for his enjoyment only.

Pennsylvanian 1: Have yous guys met Josh? Yeah, seems like a family man but hes a joboi.
Pennsylvanian 2: That doesn't surprise me at all.

by Todd Flinkle March 23, 2017

flippity jibbits

"oh fuck it all"
FLIPPITY JIBBITS used in situations where swearing is unacceptable, IE work, around children etc

when something goes wrong, breaks, stuffs up etc

FLIPPTY JIBBITS I just kicked my frikin toe

FLIPPITY JIBBITS that stupid photocopier has jammed again

by monkeybutt123 March 25, 2011

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jibbitz

Decorative accessories that snap into the holes of foam shoes such as Crocs.

I will use Jibbitz to personilize my shoes.

by Jibbitz August 5, 2006

your banned jobber

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers

Your banned jobber

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022