John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

jinglestring

noun. The string holding the tea bag to its tag, enabling the user to raise and lower the tea bag into the cup of tea without wetting their fingers.

also used as an insult, primarily by respectable young children whose parents forbid the use of more profane insults.

"Where would we be without the jinglestring? Making the perfect cup of tea has never been easier."

or

"You are a jinglestring"

or

(points finger and chants) "Jinglestring, jinglestring, jinglestring!"

by BLind_Turn June 5, 2005

Jingledogs

jin⋅gle   /ˈdʒɪŋgəl/ jing-guhl- dog /dɔg, dɒg/dawg, dog:

A piece of verse or a short song of your fat ass man boobs slapping together, having such a catchy succession of sounds, usually of a light or humorous character with canine qualities, disgusting, smelly and animal like.

MAN TITTYS!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, sweat smelling, man tits.
If you are a child, a fat child, you have JINGLEPUPS.

"The man ran along the shore flapping his jingledogs all the way"

"that kid with down syndrom has some big jinglepups!"

"Mom, why does that man's jingledogs smell like cheese?"

"dude I can smell his jingledogs a mile away!"

by chariquaaaaa April 22, 2009

jingle toe

An acute debilitating disease of the foot, common among the elf community, that results in the curving of the toes to accommodate the shape of the “official” elf shoe.

I had to take a few days off from Santa's workshop because of this damn jingle toe.

by eddie the elf November 20, 2009

jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood May 13, 2005

Jingle

A term used by Filipinos that means "urinate."

I need to jingle! Where's the nearest comfort room?!

by downloader676 April 20, 2011

jingle jangler

A person who grabs balls and fondles them

You jingle jangler

by Mc jingle jangler May 5, 2017