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mom jeans

ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
these mom jeans say, "i'm not a woman anymore...I'm a Mom!"
by juliepoolie May 3, 2006
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cuffed jeans

if someone has cuffed jeans, they’re bisexual. sorry i don’t make the rules. it is how it is
Did you see that John has cuffed jeans? A bisexual legend’
by sixcfcrows June 12, 2018
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cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?
by Light Joker June 1, 2006
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cuffed jeans

Rolling up the bottoms of the legs of one's jeans. Often used to signal bisexuality and sometimes claimed by sapphics (wlw/nblw), the act is among many methods of signalling popular among queer youth. However, like with every signal, it doesn't "confirm" a person's sexuality -- anyone can cuff their jeans.
Person 1: I like your cuffed jeans! They look cool
Person 2: Thanks! I like your plaid!
plaid and flannel is another signal associated with bisexuality and queerness in general. pointing out another's signalling is often a way of communicating that you're a fellow member of the LGBTQ+ community.
by sobqjmv-sphinx April 28, 2021
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Jena

Jena is a very fun-filled, drop dead gorgeous, caring, and loving. She may not be the best singer but she tries. Jena loves to be active and is always thinking of a new way to do something. She is also very selfless and always puts herself last. Jena cares about others happiness way before hers. If you are dating a Jena never let her go, she is very rare to find. Her beauty is astonishing and very illuminating.
Jena you are so selfless and sweet.
by No ma’am September 14, 2018
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nuthugger jeans

The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...
In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.

Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...
by Gavai Dawgz August 24, 2006
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creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans
Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio
by Sparks813 September 23, 2006
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