Java

One of the most popular coding languages in the world, being used in conjunction with HTML for websites, and is used for many other things. Also one of the weirdest coding languages, being somewhat esoteric at times, and infamous for sometimes being completely nonsensical.

Wait, that's Javascript

Which is the lesser of two evils, Java or Javascript?

by Earl is a fun name December 2, 2023

Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 3, 2023

Java#0009

Smart, compelling, straight to business

Need something? Java#0009 can make it happen.

by Java#0009 September 18, 2022

Java

Waste of time

Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)

by FckJava January 2, 2022

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

java junkie

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.

Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Java island

Named after the slang term for "coffee", Java island is an Indonesian island where the inhabitants are addicted to coffee.

After visiting Java Island, I realized the locals aren’t just coffee lovers; they’re practically coffee connoisseurs, brewing up magic in every cup!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025