jacob

plays video games and loves those kahoot nicknames
Teacher: Who is Gabe Itches?
Jacob:😏😏
by somebody333 October 30, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who's shy at first until you get to know him. He'll tell you he has a crush on you after guessing 5 million times and deny everything his friends said he said about you. Later on you tell him you don't like him that like that and you guys become friends. Soon enough you start talking about random things. Later on your friend will email him saying they like him and he will say the same. You ask if he lied and he'll say it's no big deal. You tell him to apologize to your friend after having a big argument about it. He'll change the topic to something happening outside of the topic and you argue again. Then you will make him apologize but he does it with more lies. You ask him to do so again but this time without lies and he accuses you of guilt tripping him into liking your friend! (Like who tf does that?!?) Soon enough your no longer friends because he did it all for reputation.
Jerry: Yo is that Jacob
Garry: Ya, he's only friends with people for his own reputation
by Hila Hola December 14, 2018
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Jacob

An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence
Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?
by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017
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Jacob

A smelly shit that annoys girl and tries to get girls and fails.
by DiamondWarlord January 7, 2017
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Jacob

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.
Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!
by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016
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Jacob

A annoying guy with a disgusting nose and face
Ahh run for your live!!! It's a Jacob!!!
by A rando dude March 28, 2016
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Jacob

A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.
Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.
by Windbreakers May 1, 2018
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