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jamaican smoked sausage 

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
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Jamaican Stink Nugget 

When a particular individual shits in his pants, then reaches in, grabs the nugget that was produced, then throws it at a helpless victim. This act is only considered a Jamaican Stink Nugget when the nugget has a stench so strong that it has knockout power.
Steve I gave Patrick a jamaican stink nugget the other day!

Bill once produced a Jamaican Stink Nugget so powerful that it knocked him out as well as the victim.

jamaican firefly 

During the night when the only thing you can see is the light of a cherry, or some one smoking a joint. causing its to look like fireflies during the night.
"Dude remember the wailers concert last night?"
"barley"
" The lawn was practicly entirely lit by jamaican firefly"
"nice"
jamaican firefly by givermcliam August 30, 2009

jamaican switch 

to pull a fast one; a confidence trick; a hustle; to be played
We'll pull the jamaican switch on him.
jamaican switch by AngelofMercer November 3, 2014

Jamaican mudslide

When you have just finished having sex and you take a shit on his/hers back and slide them down the stairs
I would love to jamaican mudslide you!!😍💩

Jamaican Jelly-roll 

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.
Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.
Jamaican Jelly-roll by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008

jamaican sausage 

Every chick wants a piece of the Jamaican Sausage.
jamaican sausage by DJKham May 4, 2006