Jamaican hedgehog

The act of tying your dreads to your balls in order to assist in self-fellatio.

Did you hear about Davey? He ended up in the hospital because he couldn’t untie his shit after that Jamaican hedgehog!

by Negligent discharge January 9, 2018

Jamaican cruise

Smoking marijuana while driving around in a car. Essentially, hotboxing a moving car.

“Hey man, what did you do last night?”
“Oh I just went on a Jamaican cruise with some friends”

by Bars Stewfart May 21, 2022

jamaican love

When two Jamaicans are making love/having intercourse.

"Ay vro, those two are Jamaican love over there.

by Air Gang May 25, 2017

Jamaican Jerkpit

When several jamaican men descend into a sandy pit to pleasure themselves, circle jerk style.

"Bro, Kichwa Tembo held an insane Jamaican Jerkpit sesh last night!"

by Jamaican Jerkpit July 20, 2016

Jamaican priest

Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.

Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

Jamaican Depository

whilst having sex, you inject your semen into a bong and make the girl smoke it

me and my sugar momma wanted to spice things up, so we tried the Jamaican Depository

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Jamaican bobsled

A Jamaican bobsled is the act of rolling down all windows in a car during the winter to air out the smell of marijuana.

Chad: bro it probably smells loud as fuck in here
Thad: let’s Jamaican bobsled this bitch

by Mynameisyoy May 15, 2022