Definitions by Wuffageeter

Jamaican Jelly-roll 

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

Jamaican Jelly-roll by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008

Zahwich 

A sandwich made-up of two slices of Pizza (Zah) one inverted over the other. Also known as a Brooklyn Pepperoni Steak.

Gimme Two! I Wanna make a Zahwich.
Hurry, I gadda grab da D train.

Zahwich by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008

pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.

Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.

pelican poo-pellets by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Zahwedge 

A Slice, Piece of Pizza, Zah, Don't confuse with Zahwich

Man! put a napkin under that Zahwedge, you're gettin' grease on my dashboard you Dipstick!

Zahwedge by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Geeter 

Marijuana cigarette. A very large Geeter is often referred to as a once-around or a Jamaican Jelly-roll

Dude, don't be a such a Bogart, break out your stash and twist up a Geeter

Geeter by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Chinese-Eyed 

Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed

Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage

Chinese-Eyed by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Tubbopop 

The super-size container of soda. Usually at least a quart, quite often much larger, sometimes called a Bladder-Buster. Most commonly sold in movie theaters and convenience stores.

Hey Bro, You better not buy a Tubbopop, I'm not stopping the car every 10 minutes so you can water the flowers.

Tubbopop by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007