Wuffageeter's definitions

pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.

Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Zahwedge

A Slice, Piece of Pizza, Zah, Don't confuse with Zahwich

Man! put a napkin under that Zahwedge, you're gettin' grease on my dashboard you Dipstick!

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Geeter

Marijuana cigarette. A very large Geeter is often referred to as a once-around or a Jamaican Jelly-roll

Dude, don't be a such a Bogart, break out your stash and twist up a Geeter

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Chinese-Eyed

Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed

Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Tubbopop

The super-size container of soda. Usually at least a quart, quite often much larger, sometimes called a Bladder-Buster. Most commonly sold in movie theaters and convenience stores.

Hey Bro, You better not buy a Tubbopop, I'm not stopping the car every 10 minutes so you can water the flowers.

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008