This entity is similar to Florida Man Being that they're both dangerous Illinois Man has two forms his first form is a Farmer Man it's second one is Chicago Man the more common of the two is Farmer Man. Farmer Man is quite docile until you disturb it while it's doing it's favorite activity, harvesting corn. They're often seen on country roads riding in a tractor or something close to one usually around 1:00 Am - 9:00 Pm you can tell if you've encountered Farmer Man if you smell manure that's it's way to assert dominance over other Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
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All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.
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'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.
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