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the interception

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it
interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight
by pizzle47 November 11, 2009
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coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.
Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.
"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."
by Dave November 11, 2004
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Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).
1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!
by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011
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Internut

(noun 1) Residue left on computers.

(noun/verb) What's busted while enjoying internet porn.
When you buy a computer off Craigslist, watch out for internut.

"There's internut all over this computer."

"Who internut on my laptop!"
by JustinTme May 2, 2009
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girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.
I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.
by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006
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