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Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit
Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye
by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020
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Flight Instructor

A brave and astute individual, most likely also an alcoholic, that tries to be killed many times on a daily basis only to be paid minimum wage if they are lucky training cocky big headed students that one day will have hundreds of lives in their hands.
I saw a flight instructor take a swig from his flask of whiskey and kiss the ground right after his student tried to land the aircraft upside down.
by willabeast7 June 27, 2010
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institutional imperative

1.how an entire organization can rise up to help a boss justify some deal he’s inclined to do, regardless of its merit
2. any company’s inherent propensity to do dumb things (or avoid doing smart things) simply for the sake of doing them.
1. The stock market collapse was encourage by many respected investors by participating in the overarching fininacial industry institutional imperative of rolling over debt and reselling them as investments.
2. Warren Buffett in discusing the motivation of bankers and institutional leadership in a 1989 letter. Believes that Institutions are built to appease the wishes of a few in leadership positions, to the point that employees are convinced that they are justified in all of their actions regardless of the effect. Specifically in addressing the needs and motivation of bankers, who will encourage any deal regardless of merit.

2. “Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut.”"It was his thinly veiled dig at Wall Street bankers and the perverse incentive system for corporate “advice” on mergers and acquisitions — namely that bankers are paid only if a deal is completed. (Bankers typically earn nothing if a deal is abandoned or collapses, giving them little reason to recommend against pursuing a transaction.)"

It was a timely note from
by Abcent Minded March 2, 2010
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instant get

An expression to show how much you would like to get something.
Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!
by sjkn January 2, 2010
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instant replay chick

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.
Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.
by DaJameson January 16, 2011
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instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 30, 2011
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instafooled

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.
Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!
by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013
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