hump of the hippo

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009

Hippocrite

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

by mrsdino August 23, 2010

Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Thirsty Hippo

Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.

Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!

by 716 assasin January 13, 2012

Hippo-ing

When you're so stressed that all you can do is spin in a circle and sing hippo sadly to yourself.

BonBon was so anxious about her dance jury that she started hippo-ing again.

Alex was so stressed about sleeping through his final that hippo-ing was the only thing he could do.

by chelpanda December 27, 2011

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

house hippo

lives in canada and eastern united states, house hippos eat chips, raisins, and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. they make their nests out of dryer lint, lost mittens , and bits of string. the nest has to be very soft and warm, house hippos sleep, 16 hours a day.

from the concerned children advertising

by mike hunt September 29, 2003