Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

zach heider

A thicc ass baddie music maker from iow. Has a thicc bum when he sends me videos of him on the toilet. Very cute with his perm and his singing gets all the ladies.

Hey did you see that Zach Heider yesterday?
Oh my god no! Where is he?

by ardenejensen April 16, 2021

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

hemerage

Penis fingered OCAUer

Hemerage: "Would you please violate me"

by Fragga Boogaga August 11, 2003

Hemerage

A Tard who is obsessed with the colour orange

Please dont bash me at qgl Heme

by Parag0n May 14, 2003

heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

heiferious

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

by StephC December 13, 2008