Heffled

The art of skillfully transferring your ineptitude to an unsuspecting co-worker as you are leaving early for day.

Eddie got Heffled today during that inspection on HAZMAT.

by jbpitsinger August 8, 2007

Hefin

Amazingly good-looking and hot guy. Also very good at any sport. Nice, funny, yet rather serious. Very good friend and boyfriend to those he knows. The guy every guy wants to be friends with and admire.

Adj.- Being extremely good at any sport ever invented without even trying.

Did you see that dude at the game? I bet he's a total hefin

by soccerme February 28, 2011

HEFY

Acronym for: "Hot Enough For You?" This conversational "zinger" is sure to get everybody ROTFL.

Can be used in absolutely any conversation to lighten the mood.

Best friend: My grandmother just passed on.
You: LOL HEFY?
Best friend: ROTFL

by dbarry September 10, 2011

Heffler Swag

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.

Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!

by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011

heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman

"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.

"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."

by onethereal March 13, 2010

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004