Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

memphis harding academy

a school where no one knows anything there is to know in life... a totally outrageously sheltered person can be considered a harding.

everyone who goes there

by annaleigh February 14, 2004

tonya harding

To get a ex-boyfriend to smash the knee of someone you don't like w/ a pipe to get ride of them.

Quick get your boyfriend to pull a Tonya Harding before tomorrow so we won't have to take that English test.

by Jules Marie July 5, 2006

abbie harding

abbie harding is a ginger munter who has a very big nose and lack of common sense. she is an alcoholic and would never turn down a night out on't town, she likes to have a good time and a cheeky pull. she likes her vodka and chicken korma. abbie harding is not a vegetarian, although she claims she is.
abbie harding usually goes for guys called harry benn.

haha look over there, thats an abbie harding!

by godfromabove123 August 23, 2011

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.

Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

by BrianB March 6, 2012

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Houston Hearing Aid

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!

"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!

by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008