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The Harris

A masterful portrait of the great Harris Ahmed drawn artfully by an unknown up and coming new artisit, who shall remain anonymous. The portrait has sparked world wide insight and fame internationally, causing a whirlwin effects throughout the small town of Rancho Cucamonga, California. The portriat appears to be a man of Middle Eastern decent possibly returning from a brutal and bloody war, dressed to impress at his post war feast, complete with five o clock shadow and a 'thumbs up' for the world to see. The portrait has sparked many artisist to attempt a recreation of the piece, but none with ever match the awesomeness of The Harris.

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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.

He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.

He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.

His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.

Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.

His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.

He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
"wow did you see The Harris I heard they're gonna start printing that on money!"
by theharrislovers92 April 3, 2009
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Ryan Harris Here

it's a competitive sport way people go against each other for who can say RYSN HARRIS HERE the fastest. Ryan SKyalr Harris is a young potential basketball and football player who lives in the hood. He is really jacked. You might hear people call him Jeff or Amy pitch as a nickname for him. He also has 2 grannys, Judith and Rhonda, Rhonda has purple hair. Ryan is also crosseyed, he is also just a fun guy.
by FreeKayFlocka September 22, 2022
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George Harris

Ginger fade who cannot stop thinking about marvel super alliance, feel-happy meds and vampire diaries
by sexybeast4000 and 1 December 28, 2022
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Twinky man Harris

He is the king of twinkies and the lord of twinkers don’t get on his bad side because he has minions on his side he is also known as a wizard because of how much of an advanced twinker he is
Man that ole twinky man Harris
by Twinky minion October 6, 2021
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townsend harris

a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.
*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)
by Actual Harrisite December 26, 2011
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Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.
by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009
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