hushband

A henpecked, meek-ish man, married or not, in a relationship, who lets the woman do all the talking or decision making, and is not allowed to have opinions of his own.

Mary: "Susan, this is my husband, George." George is standing slightly behind Mary.
Susan, "Hi, George, how are you?"
George: "Hi, I'm...."
Mary, "Oh, he's fine."
George: "Yes, yes I am ...."
Mary: "George is a CPA. He is opening up his own practice."
Susan: "Really? How nice. George, where will your office be?"
Mary: "We haven't decided yet. You know, men. You have to do everything for them."

Susan, embarrassed and uncomfortable, tries again:

"George, where did you go to school?"
George: "I went..."
Mary: "Oh, he went to (name any college)."
Susan (to herself): "Oh, oh. Poor George is a hushband."

Susan to Mary and George: "Excuse me. I see the person who I'm supposed to meet. "George, nice talking to you."
Mary: "Nice talking to you, too. C'mon George, let's go."

by a.m. crab August 16, 2012

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Hushlang

Almost boundless. High Outerverse level is low balling him.

Hushlang "The Creator"

by Luc bao May 15, 2021

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hushies

Currenly top minecraft/namemc egirl. Could also be another namemc robot who fucking knows but idrk anything about her either, other than the facts that all her fucking skins trend constantly. Hot skins ngl(;

Namemc - heylosr

Hushies dropped another trending skin, not phased.

by heylosr April 13, 2019

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