Garfield

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.

Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.

by rtucker913 June 3, 2012

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

by Skygal April 9, 2012

garfussy

that yellow mf from the lorax

i wanna eat that garfussy

by Samuel Rezc February 21, 2022

A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

by the_yeti October 8, 2012

garfin

being lazy and lame, lying around doing passive activities because you are too fat to get off your ass. being like garfield ='s garfin. garfielding around the house, garfin 'round the house.

"hey man want to come out to the park?" "no i'm too busy garfin around"

by masterwhiz March 7, 2009

Garf

A term made up by RanbooLive when he pretended to be a random user named GarfieldFan2487 for an April fools day MCC. He used the term as a general replacement for any verb or adjective, and also called subs and follows Garfs. It doesn’t really mean anything, just a random word to replace anything with to make it more Garfield related.

Boober: Ran you don’t even like lasagne.
GarfieldFan2487: Well you’re banned. Also I’m not Ranboo I’m GarfieldFan2487. Anyway thank you all for the Garfs today. #KeepGarfing Everybody.

by -Aro- April 1, 2023