Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gurt

It doesn't really have a definition, but its important to kn ow the background of how it came to be. It started with someone making a meme that said: Yogurt! Gurt: yo. This is basically saying the word yogurt sound like someone saying yo to a person named Gurt. It is a very versatile slang word.

Yogurt! Gurt:yo wsp dude

by J.bear May 18, 2025

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

Oh Gurt

A simple description for "stranger".

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.

by Set Blue 23 October 4, 2017

Gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Caleb is gurting to get the huzz.

by ffioneds April 13, 2025

gurt

from tiktok; gurt means something smart but also dangerous (V.)
other forms:
gurts
gurting
gurted

This turtle is gurting

by feliziano my beloved April 18, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is an Instagram brain-rot character derived from 'Yogurt' as 'Yo gurt'. As if saying 'Yo' to someone named 'Gurt'. Often followed by Gurt's response 'Yo'. Other terms like 'Gurting' have the same meaning as Gooning.

Gurt is often mentioned without context and accompanied with excessive slang for comedic effect.

"New slang term just dropped: '!' used to end a sentence with excitement. Example: sybau Gurt u pmo fr kys!! 🥀🥀🔋🔋 Gurt: yo

Group gurting at 3.
Gurt: Yo

by Doohickey- May 8, 2025