Gronk

Someone who is a dero and nobody really likes.
Loser, idiot, fool, dero.

Marley: "ah im so drunk, you wanna fucking punch on bitch?"

Me: "fuck off you gronk"

dero loser jerk idiot wanker

by Cyeahboii. November 23, 2009

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008

Gironkey

A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.

Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....

by JaspahCrazyy September 29, 2008

Gronk

Aussie slang meaning idiot, loser and dumbass

Your such a gronk Bob!

by theMLGscrub March 31, 2015

Gronk

High off your ass 🍃

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts”

by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020

Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

Gronek

One who rolls eyes constantly

she groneked at his jokes

by bearss February 7, 2010