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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.
by Green Pill December 30, 2019
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Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.
Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.
by Polyglottted July 23, 2021
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Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.
I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.
by CentralBeing December 19, 2023
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Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag
I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day
by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021
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Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"
by Foxish June 24, 2024
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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