glizmo

a dog with his tounge that sticks out and doesn’t go in

damn this glizmo it fine af

by sussyimposterballs March 9, 2022

Glizwald

A slang term derived from the word glicky, which is derived from the popular firearm brand Glock.

Popularized by youtuber Noob Dog.

“Yo man, is that your new Glizwald?”

“Yea dude, it’s a .40! Let’s go shoot it”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge

A notorious challenge involving a group of 2 or more friends where someone microwaves a glazed donut, fucks the donut hole until they bust, adding an extra glaze to the donut, often referred to as double-glazed. The donut is then fed to a friend who must eat it in its entirety to complete the challenge.

Person 1: "Yo Mat, are you trying to do this Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge with me and Mark?"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"

by Canine Mussek February 18, 2023

Electra glide

A model of motorcycle manufactured by Harley Davidson

"What's that bike ?"

"Owwwww ... that's an original Electra Glide .... monkey see, monkey want ..."

by Eighth of Seven October 16, 2008

2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

Wide Glide

A fat chick. Derivative of Harley Wide Glide model.

That bitch is a major Wide Glide; not sure she will fit through the door!

by patriotgammer July 13, 2017

Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017