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Goodsoil

One of the saddest excuses for a town in existence. Located in Saskatchewan Canada, Home of ~250 krauts (usually can smell them a mile away). Unfortunately, most everyone there fucks their cousins so you know some real gems come out of that place. In most cases, Goodsoilers have blonde hair which further pushes the theory of them being nazis. Some of the most needy and greedy people you will meet, constantly asking for favours when they don't give back. Crawing with diseases, make sure you wrap it before you tap it.

Greasiest beings around. Cannot help themselves from performing autofellatio on their chodes.

Avoid at all costs.
Guy 1 "Dude! I went down on this girl and I cannot get the taste of cabbage out of my mouth!"

Guy 2 "Must be from fucking Goodsoil!"
by Slimmy01 November 5, 2018
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the goods

1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone
Josh has the goods on Sara and he'll let the whole world know soon enough.

Damn, Violet has the goods.
by Ana December 25, 2004
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goobs

A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.
Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.
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goobs

short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.
Imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.
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goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
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damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014
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Goods

anything GOOD-(girls, drugs, electronics,wheels etc.)usually holding some sort of value.
Those sneakers are some goods.
That chick is some goods.
Yo Spano, break out those goods and line 'em up on this CD case.
by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005
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