Forklift

This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.

Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.

by 300 Club January 12, 2004

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003

Stick a fork in it

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”

by sensitivitytothings May 4, 2008

rusty fork

A horrible act in which when u pull your Dick out of your partners ass and there is shit all over your Dick.

What you do last night?
I was fucking this chick and she gave me a rusty fork.

by kstan3 July 26, 2010

Fork Knife

This is just a really weird way to say 'Fortnite' a hit video game available on Console and PC.

"i told my grandpa that the new fun game is called 'Fork Knife', he just ordered a Fork with a Knife attached, then asked me what to do."

by Xahlix June 9, 2018

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009