foreskin

The best part of the penis!

I'm so glad I still have my foreskin!

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Foreskins

1. Washington Redskin fans who try in vain to live up to the winning tradition of the Dallas Cowboys and always have an excuse for being losers. Whenever discussing recent losses to the Cowboys, foreskins always seem to bring up the classic “what have you done for me lately” excuse most often, and of course, bring up the infamous “Santana Moss” game. This is always the case, despite the fact that the (fore) skins have only managed to beat the Cowboys 4 times in the last 14 games over the last 7 years. Way to go (fore) skins!! You won a game, and you suck!!!

2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.

Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!

Foreskins suck!!!

Recent Conversation with foreskin:

Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.

Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.

CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.

FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!

CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.

FF: Santana Moss baby!!!

CF: You are such a foreskin!!

by Sam W, Cowboy Fan June 5, 2007

feresar

Often referred to as a qtsar or a fairysar, a feresar is someone that is exceptionally cute and likes to rape, with preferance to teenage boys. Feresar's have the ability to charm with ease, and are very difficult to escape once in their grasp.

Here comes feresar, hide your kids!

by Brodogs January 27, 2010

Krummpy Foreskin

The accordion-like folds in the skin of a non-erect penis

That guy has so much Krummpy Foreskin that his d-piece looks like the Michelin Man.

by WalkingTaco May 20, 2011

Foreskin-jogging

A practice often performed by wankers.

I did some mean foreskin-jogging last night.

by L.D. June 10, 2004

Foreskin Posse

Originating in the quaint (Read: small) town of Squamish, British Columbia, the Foreskin Posse contains most people who are not circumcised (so anyone that still has their foreskin). As for women, they are members of the Foreskin Posse if they prefer men that are uncircumcised. The abbreviation is 4SP. 4SP people are typically more relaxed people than the alternative, and they also have more fun (it's been proven through years of surveys and government testing). On the other hand, the C4L (Cut for Life) typically tend to be more uptight than 4SP, and also are more often stoners (from my experience, anyway). C4L = Mutilated Penis.

"Doctor, what the hell were you doing in my house last night?" "Excuse me?" "Please doctor, i have have photographic evidence right here" (Holds up pictures of a hole in his basement wall that was obviously caused by me punching it when i was drunk) "First the beheadings in iraq... and now this! I'm on to you!" "...get the hell out of my office."

by D Sanchez/D Money/DVon July 19, 2004

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010