Functionable

is able to function

When he fixed my website, he made that page functionable.

by dachase September 29, 2011

bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

by Lizz August 27, 2003

collapse your wave function

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

funktional

describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well.

I think that Verner's Panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.

by swyyne February 25, 2009

afunctional

Derived from dysfunctional. Same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to passionate.

Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.

It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.

I woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.

After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.

by mrdog December 31, 2005

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

by DMTeen November 25, 2020

Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021