Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008

floppy titties

Large breasts most of the time on an obese woman or woman approximately over the age of 50.

A 300 lbs. woman who is 60 years old would most likely have floppy titties.

by Young One Who Likes Big Ones August 27, 2006

floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.

Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"

by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

Floppy Fish

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.

"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"

by Jato Unleashed October 21, 2009

Floppy HamBurgers

Where a girls boobs are so big and saggy a triple Z would be too small.

Guy1: DAMN! Look at those Floppy Hamburgers.
Guy2: HOLY! I'd hate to be seen with that!!

by __/|\__ April 11, 2012