Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

flossin

When you "floss" something you show it for other ppl, often the other sex.

I'm flossin my Ice so i can bang that babe

by Kazi May 1, 2002

pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.

I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.

by hi I am a pickle slapper April 26, 2010

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

go floss bitch

telling a sloppy slut to go floss her teeth

Rob: I thaught that bitch Sasha had gaps

Slump: She does. i just left some of my liquid kids in between her teeth after she gave me skull last night.

Rob: That bitch is nasty. She aint wash it out. WTF

Slump: Yo Sasha

Sasha: Yes daddy

Slump: GO FLOSS BITCH!!! Get my kids from in between your teeth.

Sasha: Ok hold on.

by Slump June 19, 2004

flossy

A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.

I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!

by Flossy Spacek September 16, 2009

pussy floss

To practice good dental hygiene using natural resources (ie pubic hair) all the while satisfying your woman orally.

While licking his girlfriend's pussy during after-dinner sex, Matt decided to pussy floss to try to remove a piece of steak that was stuck between his teeth.

by Master Cris July 3, 2005