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Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020
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financial health

Not eating all dat so you can get drunk of two beers.
Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
by Djossem010 June 1, 2018
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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Financial abuse

A form of control where someone limits access to your money, drains your assets, or makes you financially dependent on them to exert power and trap you in a relationship.

If this feels familiar, it's okay to seek help or just talk to someone you trust. You deserve safety and happiness.
Financial abuse is a manipulative tactic that isolates the woman financially, making it harder for her to leave the relationship.

Abuser: "You don't need a separate bank account
—I'll take care of everything. Just transfer your paycheck to me, and I'll make sure the bills are paid. You're terrible with money anyway, so this is for the best."
by callforsafety December 12, 2024
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Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.
Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
by Wulfblood January 11, 2011
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Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.
Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.
by Katielady317 June 21, 2021
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Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times
We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter
by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
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