booty-financier

To bank in someone else's ass at an interest rate of 1-2%, depending on age.

This girl is really into becoming a booty-financier at such a young age.

by Ringtarder June 5, 2022

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.

by QuacksO August 15, 2017

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.

Due to the special financial operation, Russia's economy is in the shitter.

by anonymous November 7, 2022