Strawberry Music Festival

The funnest festival in the world, located at Camp Mather, Yosemite National Park twice a year on Memorial Day and Labor Day. All the songs are bluegrass and you can just relax for 4 perfect days of pure bliss =D

Cece: You goin to Strawberry Music Festival this year?
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!

Everyone else: Idiots.

by mayaandchenoa3297641095613287 February 7, 2010

The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.

Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival

by G. Sant October 19, 2010

Michigan Women's Festival

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.

I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.

by Insomniadam June 15, 2017

Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

Drip World Festival

Defined to be an absolute joke of a festival with fake artists and no set date. Basically the definition of clowns and an absolute fuck around to the general public

“You heard of that Drip World Festival?”
“Yeah bro heard it was run by a bunch of dog cunts”

by lmaoeggsdee August 25, 2019

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018