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Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.
A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015
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deadpool excuse

Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.
"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"

"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.
by lilengine April 25, 2017
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Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
Genius:”Something extremely interesting
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it
by Agathor0303 June 20, 2023
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I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?
I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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excusemimasen

An Engrish combination of 'excuse me' and 'sumimasen'.
Excusemimasen, toilet wa doko desu ka kid?

Excusemimasen, you're in my seat.

Well excuuuusemimaseeen Priincesss!
by A JAPE April 16, 2009
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excusemwah

"Hello!! I'm in your way!!"
" Excusemwah!!!"
by stompstomp1010 July 25, 2009
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Excuse Box

Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.

Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.
Guy: So when are we going to have sex?

Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.

Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.
by Ilikeyouulol December 3, 2009
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