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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
by CCESlimited November 15, 2011
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
by Xenosaurian January 19, 2018
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evolition

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is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the evolition process.
by Baron Neville July 17, 2019
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Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him
1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)
by Jadah February 4, 2005
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Evolutionist

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/i vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst,ɛ vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst/
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a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.
An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.

Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.
by Evolutionist October 21, 2019
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Evolution of Dance

A 6 minute video on Youtube with over 92 million views. Currently the most viewed video of Youtube, and hopefully things will stay that way. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne is the next closest video behind it. God forbid this video passes Evolution of Dance in views.
Evolution of dance has been seen by more people than the sky.
by Black_Spade August 12, 2008
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evlolution

The process of a joke becoming more and more hilarious over time.
"That joke has really evlolved over the years."
"I think that joke had reached the end of its evlolution... It's no longer funny"
by Blake Maloof March 2, 2007
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