Essex

Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!

Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!

by Mate yer... July 30, 2009

essex

a whole county full of retards. No one knows how a whole county turned out so disfigured and wrong.

eww, he looks like he's from essex

by Anubis March 21, 2004

essik

A very dumb bitch who has no common sense. Even though she get all A’s and B’s. She is always on Tik Tok.

Omg! Did you see that essik?

by JAKKAJ May 31, 2020

Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.

Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004

Essex

Worst place ever (for GOOD looking girls)

Arn't there some horrible girls in essex?

by Mozzie May 2, 2004

Essi

1.The name for Iranian boys who live in England
2.Common word that people shout when joking about

E.g.:
1.Chant : Essiiiiiii
2.Essi: "Safe blad!"
Mates: "Essiiiiiiiiii!!"
Essi: "Shut up fool!"

by Ham Stone June 16, 2007

Essex Dogs

Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.

The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.

I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004