Rear Engineer

A stripper or exotic dancer (specifically at black-owned strip club) that is an extremely talented booty-shaker

She was butt-naked and poppin on a handstand as only a great Rear Engineer can.

by Deeman804 August 30, 2010

Maga Engineer

Those that have done the scientific research and reviewed all the “evidence” and concluded Climate Change, Global Warming or whatever those libtards decide to call it is a scam to control people. Maga Engineers have also figured out EVs are a scam and want nothing to do with them. This engineering degree requires no math or science credits or study. In fact the less education you have earns credits for a masters degree

A Maga engineer told me “ I know climate change is a scam because if it weren’t banks wouldn’t lend money to borrowers to buy ocean front property- thats just common sense “

by A1bimmer May 21, 2023

Chemical Engineer

A person who knows enough chemistry to confuse a chemist, enough math to confuse a mathematician, and enough physics to confuse themselves.

Chemical Engineer: "hear this one. An electron and a positron walk into a bar"
*awkward pause*
Person: "And, what happens?"
Chemical Engineer: "yea it still confuses me as well"

by YoBoiVsauce67 February 16, 2022

sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005

senior engineer power trip

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did

Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.

by foxy_brown June 30, 2009

southern engineer

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

by Frainslug February 20, 2006

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009