Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

Hears to my ears

The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.

“Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”

by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020

Tits like a Spaniels Ears

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

eraser challenge

eraser challenge is when you compete with someone else to see who can rub an eraser on their skin the longest

He dared me to do an eraser challenge with him, and i said ok.
we both rubbed the erasers on our skin until we bled.

by Fathepatd November 6, 2013

all ears

eager to listen, keenly attentive

When it comes to gossip, those two are all ears.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Eraser

The greatest invention since the pencil.

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.

by Jade November 14, 2004

woman ears

1. Interpreting a comment to be the opposite of what is intended.

2. When a statement is taken to have the worst possible meaning, especially in the case of a complement.

He said she looked nice today, but all her woman ears heard was she usually looks terrible, has a fat butt, dresses like a whore, and wears too much / not enough make up.

by Miss Chievous November 10, 2008