dexther

Dexther is someone who is at first a rebel and a path finder. Once he choose to do things in his own way, he will do it pretty nice. Dexther loves the hardest when he find the one. Dexther is strong at the outside but crying on the person he truly love. Dexther may laugh at your jokes but he is very kind and always ready to give help.

Dexther love an angel.

by Callixtonyx June 7, 2021

Dexter Morgan

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.

Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off

by burn in my light January 17, 2022

dextiry

Dexterity of a drunk person.

Curtis' dextiry is way off right now, he's sloshed.

by CurtisRob June 29, 2004

dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

drexting

texting while driving

greg is always drexting, it is really scary.

by rhettzi September 1, 2011

Dext

A text message containing a picture of homosexual man on man action or simply a picture of a naked man.

The recipient of a dext should be heterosexual and would not enjoy receiving the picture.

Aww god damnit, look at this dext Joel sent me. It's another picture of a guys cock.

by DanS01234 February 20, 2013

dexter nigger

A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name.

Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger.
Urkel is a Dexter Nigger.
That black guy is wearing a sweater vest! Dexter Nigger!

by Dex Dex Dex December 14, 2008